Over-committed Beachgoer Gifts

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'I didn't give planning permission. Did you?'

Sandcastles

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"I can't stop thinking about all those available parking spaces back on West Eighty-fifth Street."

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Academics at the Beach

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

Shrink's Summer Job

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Woman has squashed the man she is looking for.

"I hope you like sandy beaches, fresh ocean air, and bumper to bumper traffic"

A beach has meters.

"I get it...you went south for the winter. Now, don't you think it's time to ditch the shirt?"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"If that book is gonna deposit hundreds of grains of sand in our bed later tonight, it better be damn juicy."

Hot Dog Stand.

Geek Beach

"Hang on, I haven't finished reading this man yet."