Nostalgic Beachgoer Gifts

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

1930's bather.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Built and Built without a permit.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Shrink's Summer Job

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

A beach has meters.

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

Hot Dog Stand.

"It took three and a half hours to get here from the office, but here I am."

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

Geek Beach

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

Woman knitting the sea

World's sma.... llest beach

'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.

'What a pity. He used to be just as serious and dignified as the rest of us.'

Godzilla-style monsters on beach. One drunk and smashing up city, other says 'Must you do this every time?'

The New Summer.