Artsy Beachgoer Gifts

Woman creates fake sandcastle breasts to attract attention at the beach.

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Brighton Bersagliere.

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

Sunbathing with your PC.

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Shrink's Summer Job

A beach has meters.

"Ey, Salvador, why you no make sandcastles like other kids?"

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

Academics at the Beach: "Camus might agree with you. De Beauvoir? Maybe. But Sartre? Never."

'I thought you said inflatables were allowed on the beach.'

'I'm not just lying here - I'm boycotting.'

Geek Beach

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

Woman windsurfer wearing a sombrero.

Hot Dog Stand.

'Is this the way to the beach?'

"Don't tell me about busy- I'm on my freaking honeymoon!"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

A sandpiper uses a metal detector along the beach.

Woman knitting the sea

Man waiting to use a bathing machine

'What do you mean, we have a lot in common?'

Sign pointing to the beach and in the direction of mobile phones.

"Hold on. I need you to sign our release form."

"Hey, nice Apps!"

World's sma.... llest beach

'Sounds of the NYSE, 50c' on sale on a beach.