Seaside Nostalgist Gifts

The delightful process of dressing in a bathing-machine

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Sandy Floss

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

1930's bather.

Champagne and Oysters

Rubber Ring

No Shoes, No Service.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'I think your pot has roasted.'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Shakespeare at the beach ...

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

Sea-side - The bathing hour

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).