Seaside Nostalgist Gifts

The delightful process of dressing in a bathing-machine

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Mermaid Art

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

Sandy Floss

Punch&Judy/Counselling

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

1930's bather.

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

No Shoes, No Service.

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Rubber Ring

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"There's a less crowded and more attractive beach at the newly renovated, moderately priced Hotel del Mar, in nearby . . ."

Champagne and Oysters

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

Accident near the Pier

'I was a stowaway on his cargo ship, and the rest is history.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

Sea-side - The bathing hour

"Daddy, the wave ate my sand castle!"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'