Eco-conscious Beachgoer Gifts

"The beer should be cold in two hours."

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

Brighton Bersagliere.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

"It's not easy being green…"

"There - now we're environmentally responsible."

"Quite frankly, I don't know why I'm here. I never hired a personal trainer."

SOS of Garbage

1930's bather.

Try and ride Brexit the donkey

Climb to the moon on a tower of waste.

"What a coincidence, this letter complaining about our paper mill polluting the river is written on notepaper printed there...."

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

No toxic waste in my backyard!

The Easter Bilby

Shrink's Summer Job

Polar Cruises.

"I said, you have to be active in your own rescue!"

'Anybody else would appreciate a handsome, personable bird picking bugs off his back, but nooo, not you!'

Flying Rhino