Faithful Commuter Gifts

'Good Book?'

Torah reading on the subway.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Man whistles while driving his car.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

During a snowfall, it's always best to slow down a bit.

'English?...do...you...speak...ENGLISH?'

"Now remember, after this anointing you need to return every 3 months or 3000 miles."

"Actually, when I wangled a transfer to the Los Angeles office, I expected palm trees and ocean."

Mobile

Angel hitchhiker has sign: 'Bible Belt'

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Jesus Fish

"For this I went to seminary."

Welcome Student Ministers: 'I hardly slept last night, with all the Bible thumping!'

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

"...I said 'show me your PASS!'"

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

Priests on plane - "We must be near head office."

"The whole country seems to have gone rugby mad."

The Vicar in Customs

Christian Motorcyclists Association

'Welcome to Lourdes'

Witch Looks Into A Flight Training School

Car stickers: GONE FISHING,GONE BERSERK

'See - they always find their way home.'

"So Ed, car in the shop again?"

Lottery winner - 'Can I have it in pound coins, please? I need change for the bus!'

'All communication devises must be turned off during take off, Reverend.'

Vicar with a cross on his cycle helmet

'I think it refers to the Olympic Motto, not, unfortunately to his actual sermon.'

'Hello? Al's Round the World Tours?'

"Think again, Bob. Crossing a road is already dangerous enough, but crossing a highway borders on suicidal..."

Commuter

'You don't actually believe you are going to catch a train?!'