Faithful Rider Gifts

Christian Motorcyclists Association

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

The Victors

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Do you ever wonder if there's really a higher power? What do you mean? Is there an all-knowing being that keeps track of you? That always knows where you are

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Parachuting bishop.

"I've accepted him as my personal trainer."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Monk and Bible and Devil Page Marker

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

Jesus Christ

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

"But, Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Pop-up Bible.'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

'...and we used to grumble about not understanding archaic church language!'

Monks play conkers with crucifix

"The buck really stops with him."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Men's Prayer Group.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"My Son, of course there were only one set of footprints in the sand. I've got a hoverboard."

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

"But how many followers do you have?"