Eco-friendly Biker Gifts

"e-Harley Hybrids"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Politically Correct Snowperson

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Garden Goddess.

Sale! Weed Whackers

Monkey-artist

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Can you cut the grass but leave the daisies?"

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Apparently all our farts damage the ozone layer....

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Global Warming.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"We sing her to sleep with songs about recycling."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

I want to talk about the environment...

Electric car

'Is it organic?'

Child walking with balloon which represents global warming.

A gap between the solar panels

World's cheapest car

Electric powered sleigh with wrong fitting.

Penguin lost his appetite because of contaminated fish.

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Magazines - All Special Green Issues.

"We've made a few changes."

I got into the college everyone wants to go to! Well played. It's the perfect fit for me! Way to go! Eco-Club. Which one is it? Dunno. Why do you care? So I don't apply there!

"Nope. No fish."