Climate Resilient Biker Gifts

Pad Thai was lukewarm. It's not that hard.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

January Joiner

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"This says you should expect to spend six months and at least $800 building the perfect lowrider bike."

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

"Sorry, but that's a road racing bike. I'm a mountain bike specialist."

Parents compare buggies

"e-Harley Hybrids"

"It's a bicycle. My dad lost our Christmas club money in Atlantic City so I won't get the rest of it until my birthday."

'That is the bike lane...'

'This is where the trail gets a little more challenging.'

Cars with cycles on roof are overtaken by cyclist with car on his back.

"I don't care if your ears are freezing. Get those covers off!"

Man on exercise bike plugged into the TV.

'Are they street legal, and do you have some insecurity thing going on?'

"It's from the cows! They're home and want in!"

"It's so cool to lie down and whizz through the city traffic."

'My bike was making a strange noise, so I took it apart to fix it. I should've thought ahead, because I have no idea how to put it back together.'

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

When it rains, rob climbs the walls

Green Bums

"Jack, we're going all the way to Abilene. Must you ride so close?"

Wind power for cars.

Fax Communications - Bicycle Messengers

A windscreen wiper on a baseball field

Motorists in Traffic Jam dreaming of Cycle

"The effectiveness of innovation is unfortunately unpredictable. At least we tried. Now let's try the triangular wheel..."

'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'

Man, bike, chicken, crossing the road.

Bicycle and public transportation.

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators

Hey, where'd Bob get the mountain bike?

'Maybe next year, Santa will bring the wheels.'