Bike Tinkerer Gifts

Modifying Bike in order to Fend off Spectators

'I can't come out to play, I have to help my owner work on his bike. Sometimes it sucks being a smart breed.'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Robot Parts $5

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

The Computer Bore

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.

Rocking horse

The Hobby Store

Early cyborg.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

The Not-So Smart Meter

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

Gadget geek.

Modern kite for wind energy.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

Bicycle sat nav.

'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'

"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."

A man repeatedly pulls the start cord on his lawn mower until it falls apart.

Fixing the Computer.

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

Sundar Pichai's first doodle.

"When it comes to fixing his own computer, I call it his PDDIY project. That stands for please DON'T do it yourself."

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.