Flexible Biker Gifts

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Car carrying bikes, biker carrying car.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'I got fired, Amy... I hate it when that happens!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

Cheesie Rider

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Tattoos sagging with time

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

Hold for one more page, then roll over into the bended elbow, resting chin pose. Book yoga.

To save some cash my parents held my 8th B'day party at Lenny's Tap + Grill....

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Biker chopper shopper

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"You had me at hell."

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Absurd motorbike

"It's not what you think."

A tricycle and a unicycle mate and give birth to a bicycle.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'No, Killa isn't going to make it to bike night, I've convinced him to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me.'

The Feng Shui of the road must be off.

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"