Flexible Foodie Gifts

Pretzels. I can't help it, every time after yoga I get an overwhelming urge for a pretzel.

'If I can touch my toes I can touch dessert.'

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"My veganism begins and ends with eating insects."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'Hey, honey bun!'

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"It's not what you think."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Robot waiters are OK, but I just wish they wouldn't hover so."

'I've decided to give up giving up!'

Salad Hat

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'I recommend looking down your wife's top, sir.'

"If dinner was a reality TV show broccoli would be the first thing I'd vote off!!"

Bar Refaeli

"Have you ever licked cream off a woman's body?"

A Donut Ride Outside of a Police Station

"Would you like to try the Sculpt & Shred or Blast & Burn?"

'STOP! You're injecting the wrong GMO gene!'

Proponent of good diet and vigorous exercise - Mr. Tramp does admit to an occasional sweet...

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'I just need enough to send my Dad to cookery lessons!'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"Set phazers to medium rare!"

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

When I see you I turn to jelly!

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."

'After 25 years of research we've concluded that you should just eat, drink and be merry.'

'Waiter - This salad isn't appropriately dressed!'

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

From the Big Book of Childhood Realizatons: No. 3,271