Flexible Flexer Gifts

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

So … you do a lot of yoga?

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Brawnstorming session.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"It's not what you think."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

Step aerobics

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'