Flexible Phone Talker Gifts

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"It is we."

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

WTF?

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"I do wish Henry could run into someone from the dress business to talk to."

"It's not what you think."

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"I'm on the haywain."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."

MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU!, 'We may want to include more specific instructions.'

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"IRL sucks."

Snowperson Yoga

The Skullsmashers gang was known for was cruel and inhuman initiation rituals.

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

"Hi, Fire Department? It's Fritzy, again..."