Phone Talker Gifts

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"It is we."

"Did you hear about Sally and the milkman?...What...oh..I'm sorry, Sally, I forgot it was you I was talking to."

'You may already be a winner!'

'Let me ring you back, Tracy. I know how touchy your dad gets when you spend ages knocking up his phone bill.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"I'm trying out a new coping mechanism."

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

WTF?

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Time management office worker

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"I'm on the haywain."

Beware of the Blog.

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

'I've given up on looking for the bluebird of happiness. . . I'd settle for the chicken of contentment!'

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."