Phone Talker Gifts

'It's just like e-mail, only you hear people talking.'

"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

"It is we."

"Did you hear about Sally and the milkman?...What...oh..I'm sorry, Sally, I forgot it was you I was talking to."

'You may already be a winner!'

'Let me ring you back, Tracy. I know how touchy your dad gets when you spend ages knocking up his phone bill.'

Cat shoes: For those who are too busy to do their own walking.

"I'm trying out a new coping mechanism."

Moo Out Loud

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

WTF?

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

Time management office worker

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"I'll have to go now, Penny. My boyfriend keeps wittering on about something or other!"

Obtaining a degree in TV Broadcasting.

"Just sitting here widening. You?"

'Oh...the IRS called. Something about an audit. I told them we weren't interested.'

"So have you been watching Bridgerton?"

"I'm on the haywain."

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

Come to think of it...I could do with a showcase kitchen as it goes...

"My all-time favorite rock group? That would be The Grateful Dead."

'Let me put this in dog terms: Woof! Woof! Bark! Bark! Bow-wow-wow!'

"Hi, I'm on the toilet"

"We'd love to, but we had too much wine and cheese in the eighties."

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"Sick? No. Everything is fine. We're all just under the weather."

"Some days I wake up grumpy. Other days, I let him sleep."

"The Department of Revenue and Tax? No, sorry, never heard of it before. You must have dialed the wrong number. This is the Department of Tax and Revenue."