Flexible Flexer Pillows

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"It all starts with them having you fetch their slippers."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Step aerobics

'Did your mother ever lift weights?'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"Well, at least I'm embracing my feminine side!"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Having flexibility over where and when you work, can help with your productivity.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Seriously, this can't be the only stretch you know."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'...Then touch your toes twenty times.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'It's either this or a heart attack!'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'