Flexitarian Pillows

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"It's not what you think."

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

Gymnast tangled up.

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

Ballerina

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance