Flexitarian Mugs

"I'm one of those vegetarians who eat meat."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"How long were you in that headstand?"

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"Stuart, I'm Stuck! Get. Help...Stu..."

"It's not what you think."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'Chair Pose' - 'Utkatasana' - 'Mountain Pose' - 'Tadasana' - 'Standing Forward Bend' - 'Kissmyasana'

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

Gymnast tangled up.

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."