Flexible Thinkers Pillows

Flexible

Ban on Free Speech

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

Playdough's The Republic

"It's o.k., come on out."

Hamlet

'Look on the bright side, more gay marriages means fewer abortions.'

'I'm a bit pressed for time. Give me your one-minute elevator pitch.'

"Professor, we need you to stop. The Student Union has decided that the earth is flat."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

The Mainstream

"Behold! I am God! I know all. Yet I'm constantly testing you even though I already know what you'll do. But I'll still punish you for the sins I planned for you to do. And you'll suffer in a fiery pit, tormented beyond imagining forever and ever and ever

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'This is alphabet soup, Mom. I don't use the alphabet in the summer.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

Loner sheep sings 'I gotta be me'.

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Sure, you can buy them another round, but is this really how you want to spend your MacArthur Grant?"

"I feel like we're finally making progress."

"Don't be so gullible! - He can't EITHER call some mouse superhero with his wristwatch."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

"I know we have to cut costs, but is bringing only one of each a good idea?"

A mid-lithe crisis.

"I'd like to know more about this 'Civil Disobedience'."

"Fuel poverty is not the same as being too mean to switch the heating on...."

'I wish you'd put the heater back on Frank! Even the wall ducks have gone somewhere warmer!'

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."