Flexible Intellect Pillows

Multitasking

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

Downloads.

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Shakespeare Ave

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"What next?"

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

How do bright women get pregnant?

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Math Lounge

"I'm looling for ground beef that's organic, non-GMO, and doesn't contain meat."