Flexible Intellect Gifts

Multitasking

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

When two philosophers date. So

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

Downloads.

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

'Interview Dr. Witt for your esteemed journal? Of course, as soon as his play period is over.'

Professor Ernie's history of philosophy. Rene Descartes had a difficult childhood. I think, therefore I am! I know you are, but what am I?!

Shakespeare Ave

"I think the scientists want us to realize our world is warming and do something before future generations can't live here anymore, but it's tough to focus when cheese is so good."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Man watering with the 'Theory of Natural selection'.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'How do you expect to play Canasta when you left your brain to science?'

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

"What next?"

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

How do bright women get pregnant?

'Wow. It's about time a guy noticed me for my brain!'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

Math Lounge

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

Bob Dylan Nobel Prize