Flexibility Gifts

'It all started with some harmless stretching exercises.'

'Your first lesson is free.'

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

Unflexible man puts shoes on stall to touch his toes.

"It hurts when I do THIS!"

'Touch my toes? I can't even see my toes!'

Ballerina and the light switch.

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

'Let's not go by the book.'

"On the one hand your flexibility is good for the company. On the other hand the chiropractors' bills are not."

"It's me, '9' from yoga class."

Picking your nose in manacles

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'At least I get my stretching exercises done when I use the restroom here.'

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"Show-off!"

"I hope I can still move like that when I'm her age."

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

Melting Heart Pose

"Yoga CAN be of great benefit. . . but only if you learn how to do it PROPERLY!"

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

'We gather here today in memory of Frank, beloved husband, father, friend and contortionist. . .'

"No, I'd like to have plans. I just always want the option for them to be cancelled at the last minute due to circumstances outside both parties' control."

Superheroes Alliance. We need somebody to be flexible and pick-up a holiday shift! Let's call Plasticman!

Yoga Class. Ernie, check this out -- The "lotus" position! Looks more like the "low-tush" position!

The Yoga Center. Positions Available.

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

Improv Yoga Class

Cats invented yoga

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"I pretty much come and go as I please, since I'm unemployed."

'I'm just not sure how much more I can teach you.'

"How long were you in that headstand?"