Work Flexibility Gifts

"Any chance of working from home tomorrow?"

'Let's not go by the book.'

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'Look honey! I can touch my knees!'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

Flexible working

"You've placed me in a difficult position here, Malcolm."

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

Ballerina and the light switch.

Can't touch my toes without bending my knees, doctor!

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

"Mine works flexitime too"

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance