Job Flexibility Enthusiast Gifts

Lil's Yoga: Now Hiring All Positions

"As you can see, we have a very flexible work-from-home-at-the-office policy."

"Post Covid it was clear that the old 9-5 was no longer viable, our industry lends itself to home working."

"Remember, ladies, if you are doing this right you shouldn't be able to do it."

'It's a suitability test I give all flexible working requests.'

"How flexible are we on the issue of flex time?"

"I'm leaving a little early as I wasn't in quite so late this morning."

"If you won't let me work from home, then I'll just home from work."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Yoga. My goal in yoga is the same as the goal of defensive football players. Bend but don't break.

"You should be grateful your hours are such that you're able to work 3 jobs."

"I warned you about those contortions, Mr. Dershowitz."

'OK... Technically you CAN touch your toes.'

"I've had a lot of free time this year."

'You should now feel relaxed and at one with your whole body.'

'Yes, we have flex time...except when it's not convenient.'

A mid-lithe crisis.

"They got rid of 'work from home,' so I pushed for 'blanket forts from office.'"

"My alignment is pathetic for downward-facing dog."

Personnel. Are you familiar with "flex time"? Just the usual kind -- slow workdays and fast weekends.

'This part of your office's new flexible-work-from-home-schedule?'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

"Cobra pose assisted by chocolate mousse."

Man eating his meal with his feet.

'I'd like to request flexible working to avoid my family.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'How are your yoga classes working out?'

"I like my job. It keeps me alive."

The Acrobat/Musician

Yoga. (Flamingo stands with one leg wrapped behind its neck.)

'Oh...you actually meant bedroom gymnastics.'

"I see on your application you'd like to work remotely."

Ballerina

"Oh, gosh! Yoga in twenty minutes."

'Help wanted: Various positions available'