Workplace Freedom Gifts

'One cubicle has made a unilateral declaration of independence.'

'The 'insourcing' will go ahead and some jobs will be off to Leeds or Manchester, but I think I'll be safe...'

"Another week another dollar, Jenkins"

Trial by Media

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Carefree luggage.

'Germaine, what did you do with my desk?'

'What's wrong now?'

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Hiring someone to replace me and then expecting me to train him just doesn't sit well with me."

National Boss Monument.

"Wake up Thomas, it's not 2020. There's no Zoom camera to turn off to hide yourself."

"Privates Beach"

"The boss likes people with strong convictions. You're hired."

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Government a la Carte

'Yes, can I help you?'

'Bit of a staffing problem, Boss. We haven't got any left.'

'You'll get five paid sick days, plus an additional two when you're shedding your skin.'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"You're hired. Now, I'll show you your desk, the break room, and the dented wall you're allowed to beat your head against."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"Good morning Rudy. I suppose you're wondering why I've summond you....It's time for your annual performance review...."

"He was orphaned at an early age and raised by two giant moths."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

Torn-Off Mouse.

'Frankly, our dental plan bites.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'Sorry, I can't give you a raise. However, I can offer you a splendid opportunity to share the profits.'

Concerned that she would be passed over for a promotion if management knew she was pregnant, Donna concealed the fact.

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Productivity is up. Lay off a couple of more employees.'