Body Freedom Gifts

"Privates Beach"

Carefree luggage.

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"FREEDOM!!!"

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Peace in shackles.

President Putin.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

To Iraq with love.

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Are You a True American Patriot?

Mexican Dog

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

The four freedoms: freedom to bark, freedom from fetching, freedom to sleep on any piece of furniture, freedom from leashes.

"Me, I became an outdoor cat when her new boyfriend moved in: he smokes in the house..."

Liberty

'No luggage.'

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'

'Okay, okay. On second thought, maybe going on a diet isn't necessary.'

The Statue of Liberty takes Trump by the scruff of his hair and makes him read her plaque.

Two men, one with his abdomen outside his trousers, the other with it inside. 'The Tummy Tuck.'

'Hello, Amnesty International?'

"I quit worrying. I've gone 100% non-non and completely free-free."

"I'm burning my little black dresses and moving upstate."

'Let's tread on him.'

"The desecration begins."

'This is my little brother -- He believes in freedom of screech.'