Artistic Freedom Gifts

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Carefree luggage.

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

Government a la Carte

"Privates Beach"

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Jimi Hendrix.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Freedom of the Press

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Who's torturing a crow? I'm practicing my play. It's art! Which opens your mind to life's important questions. Right. Like what is art? Or do we need little brothers?

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

Peace in shackles.

President Putin.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

The Eclectic Chair

To Iraq with love.

Jack and the Snowman.

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Are You a True American Patriot?