Artistic Freedom T-Shirts

"Have you noticed that the people who want to ban a film are the ones who wouldn't want to see it?"

Carefree luggage.

The Artist

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"Privates Beach"

'Mom, don't you understand? Those collars are symbols of subservience and repression!'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

'You have no idea how hard I've gotta work just to maintain my indie cred around here!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Freedom of the Press

"At least the anti-public education folks haven't started to try to dictate what we can have for lunch."

"FREEDOM!!!"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Peace in shackles.

Please be seated. A jack booted government thug will be with you shortly.

President Putin.

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

Jack and the Snowman.

To Iraq with love.

Black cloud over Statue of Liberty

The Eclectic Chair

Are You a True American Patriot?

'This scene may be photographed - police notice.'