Artistic Skills Gifts

'Yes, it used to be favorite gift but you're 47 and it's just not cute anymore.'

The Artist

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Reginald Bunthorne

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Look, it's my word balloon."

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

Your tiny hand is frozen...

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

Framed Lady

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Masquerade

Dolores is so avant garde.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

Jimi Hendrix.

Urns in love

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."