Artistic Skills Pillows

'Yes, it used to be favorite gift but you're 47 and it's just not cute anymore.'

The Artist

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Reginald Bunthorne

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

Framed Lady

"If I Can Make One Critic Smile..."

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Your tiny hand is frozen...

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Masquerade

Phoenix

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'And when you're done here honey, I have a nice periwinkle picked out for the foyer!'

'I really wanted to only take accounting courses, but my parents made me take this cartooning class so I would have something to fall back on.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Swing dancers.

Urns in love