Artistic Processes Gifts

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

The Artist

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Theatre Masks and Butts

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"Look, it's my word balloon."

Imagine

Dolores is so avant garde.

'You'll never get the Burgundy stain out, so let's just color the whole thing.'

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Creative napping

Brava

Jack and the Snowman.

The Eclectic Chair

'Of course, Mr. Handley here is the one who does all the hiring and firing.'

"Of course you can't replicate my experiments. That's the beauty of them."

'What the hell is this the age of?'

'Well, there goes the neighbourhood.'

"Now who's being judgy?"

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'I am afraid, sir, that in the current economic climate, a picture is now only worth 500 words.'

"The notion that *CRUNCH* architectural *CRUNCH CRUNCH* forms can *CRUNCH* express anything may *CRUNCH* seem difficult *CRUNCH* to *CRUNCH CRUNCH* grasp at *CRUNCH* all,"