Artistic Projects Gifts

Better things to do with your time...Making a scale model of the Great Pyramid of Cheops out of dried macaroni and cat litter...

"Young Frankenstein"

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Imagine

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

Children's Imagination

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Life is too short! Why should I waste my time frantically searching for a mate when I can create art instead..."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Congratulations! - You have been nominated for the Turner Prize...

"Yeah, it's my science assignment: my dad is a scientist and forced me to start from first principles..."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

It's true. Some days I feel like creating a miracle, and some days I just feel like helping a dude catch a touchdown pass.

'I got an F in arts because the dog ate my homework!'

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'I can explain - I'm doing a school project on the breaking-point of glass . . .'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'