Art Projects Gifts

'What's Adam doing behind that bush?'

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

At last a way to insure that there's something worth watching on TV: Hand Crafted Ceramic TV covers.

'Never say 'let's dye a hundred eggs'. You'll be eating your words for weeks.'

"We invest in original art but these days this is all we could afford."

"For Mother's Day I decorated the whole kitchen with glitter."

"I built a model of Mount Everest."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Young Frankenstein"

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"They say it takes 10,000 hours to perfect something- I guess I was a bit hasty throwing that together in 144."

The Art Student.

Larry's used art

You're my Mona Lisa.

Copycats

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'On your mark. Get set. Create!'

At the Museum

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Madonna of the Pukes.

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

International Women's Day

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

The Artist

Paul Klee

"Cat box"