School Projects Gifts

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'Here's my 'What I did over the weekend' report. However, there were a few seconds I couldn't account for.'

"I can't come out with you tonight - I've got to help dad with the homework."

"I did all my homework last night. I couldn't find my phone."

"It's my week to be responsible for the class plant."

'I need a current events report, Dad. Is there anything on the news?'

"It's a mobile."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Devin fails his Home Economics virtual baby project.'

Will eat your homework for $.

"Sara, we're shutting down your energy efficient home display until Andy's volcano is dormant again."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"He's my school project for science class."

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

"There are two kinds of students: perfectionists and procrastinators."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'Write an essay on what I did last summer? Wouldn't that be a conflict of interest?'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

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Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

'What I did on my summer vacation...'

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

'I tried to do my term paper, but the video store doesn't have ANYTHING about the Spanish-American War!'

'Timmy has to think of five 'random acts of kindness' to do each day this week, for school.'

'It's me Mum - the science experiment at school went wrong!'

'We made a flak jacket today!'