Kindergarten Projects Gifts

When kindergarten projects go seriously awry.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Swan Fairy Tales

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

Kid doing cave paintings

If you're happy and you know it...

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

'Kiddie school is teaching about sharing; and someone shared their cold with Jennie,'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

D.I.Y with dad.

"Well, my dog cleans himself that way!"

"It's bold! It's moving! It's inspired! But what is it?"

Kindergarten. Today; Simon Says. I don't know who this "Simon Says" is, but he could make a killing in product endorsements!

"She was right -- Her teddy bear did squish your action figure!"

"Today in school we learned how to glue!"

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

Will eat your homework for $.

'They're relics of the many ancient civilization that have dwelled at Blisshaven.'