School Project Enthusiast Gifts

'Here's my 'What I did over the weekend' report. However, there were a few seconds I couldn't account for.'

"I'm sure your parents won't mind us using white flour. We're making paste."

"Mom! Download this app, make an account, sign in and scan this code to see what I made for you."

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'We made a flak jacket today!'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

"I really love school. There's only one problem. I think not having a college degree is holding me back."

"It's Labor Day! The unofficial last day of summer!"

Will eat your homework for $.

"Finally...school starts next week."

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

Like father like son.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"