School Project Creators Gifts

Kid imagines shop project getting an A; teacher imagines the same project in his fireplace.

"Young Frankenstein"

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

D.I.Y

"It's a mobile."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Hell, Mom! How's it look?!" "Holy mackerel."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Children's Imagination

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

Burt was a true artist and conservationist. He recycled his beer cans...Making an ornate garden wall and rockery.

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.