School Project Master Gifts

'This was faxed to me by Ricky Ames, who's still on Cap Cod. 'How I extended my summer vacation...''

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"This the first time you guys ever installed an above-ground pool?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

Will eat your homework for $.

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

A new schoolmaster testing students on geography

During his financial report to the board of directors, Ted hits the poignancy button by mistake.

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"And this all happened in the last week..."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."