School Project Whiz Gifts

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Cool 3-D screen.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'