School Project Strategist Gifts

"If you need help with your homework ask your father...and he'll ask me."

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'No! Forging a note from your parents does not count as creative writing!'

"By reading my note, you acknowledge having read and agreed to my Privacy Policy and Terms of Use."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

"It's a mobile."

"Getting into a fight is one thing, but did you have to get into a class-clearing brawl?"

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Will eat your homework for $.

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

"If animals can be cloned, why can't homework be cloned?"

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'Can I hand in my report tomorrow. Ms. D'Amato? I haven't finished reading the book. I've been too busy coloring it.'

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"All right, what's it going to take to make this homework go away?"

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."