School Project Innovator Gifts

Girl at booth sell Homework Help and a boy sell Homework Eaten with a dog.

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

Mr. Defner's drive-in algebra class was retro cool, controversial and somewhat effective.

"It's a mobile."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

Technologies and distance classes

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"I hate negative numbers, and I'll stop at nothing to avoid them."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

"Today in class we're going to create a physics teacher."

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Welcome to your new English Class.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"Will you manage my portfolio?"