School Project Planner Gifts

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Before I hand in my, 'What I did over the weekend' report, I want to be granted full immunity."

It's 9pm and now you tell me you need a human for a school science project tomorrow?

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'

"My trip to the dentist..."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Dad, that's horrible! I'm not trying to roast them: I'm studying them for a school project. . ."

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Breakthrough

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y with dad.

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"He's my school project for science class."

Waiting for retirement.

Will eat your homework for $.

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'