Group Project Planner Gifts

'I want everybody to do their own homework. No crowdsourcing on this!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Breakthrough

D.I.Y with dad.

Waiting for retirement.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Next Round Indicator

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

The Best Laid Plans

'Regarding our deadline - have we moved to long-range planning or still stuck in short-term excuses?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Why do it the easy way when you can do it the right way?'

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Clear construction agreements are important.

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"I didn't waste lockdown. I did my own facelift."

Bob's DIY Store