Project Planners Gifts

'Of course, that bid's just an estimate.'

"It's hard being cooped up, but it's also a good opportunity to work on some personal projects."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"For heaven's sake, Ogden, it's vacation time! Must you make your little lists even on vacation time?"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

God's Subcontractors

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

When Engineers Crack.

"The anger management consultant said he wasn't going to alter his **** dates at this t****stage which fits in with the 'managing change' consultant who said it was to late to change her plans..."

'Roger's busy making a cat-flap in the kitchen.'

Breakthrough

'We took the old plan, folded in half, and now it's the new plan.'

"I think you might need to start again."

Innovation & Calculation

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

D.I.Y with dad.

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

Waiting for retirement.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

'We had no contingency plan for things going right.'

"We must kill this initiative, so let's mainstream it."

Engineer on the move.

'The project isn't that important, so put some of your worst people on it.'

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'