Project Planner Gifts

We thought we'd put in the detail later.

Biblical Procurement Tales: Project Ark.

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

"This is when we will involve Procurement so they can do the boring stuff for us..."

"When you're finished here, Spencer, we'll need you on the bridge-to-nowhere project."

'But tonight is going to be romantic. We'll drink a bottle of wine while I work on my bike.'

The Best Laid Plans

'I don't know if your husband is the same, but mine starts lots of projects but never finishes any...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'What haven't I done that I'm going to do?'

"Oh, honey, I'm so sorry – I didn't know your mom and dad were doing a project together. Is it in the kitchen? Do you want to talk about it?

God's Subcontractors

'Don't you hate it when your neighbor gets a new 'lectric drill?'

"Any suggestions for my next project?"

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

'This spring fix-up special also comes with a toll free ‘What-The-Hell-Was-I-Thinking-Of' Help Hotline.'

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

'Dad, perhaps the fan should suck instead of blow?'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'We're waiting for an estimate that doesn't make him do that.'

'To you, it's a mess. To me, it's visible hope!'

"I'd love to sit down and discuss my project with you some time. Let me check my calendar and I'll get back to you."

Waiting for retirement.

"Looks like we found the issue."

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

"I don't like getting bogged down in details. I'm more of a big-picture guy."

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

"We only got six days of funding."