School Project Whiz Pillows

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"It seems as if the people taking my software class are getting younger and younger."

"It's a mobile."

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

Will eat your homework for $.

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Substance Abuse Seminar: How Not To Get Hooked!

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

"A homeless person ate my homework."

I don't get the 5 paragraph essay. Do and outline. Topic. 3 examples. Conclusion. Ok. " 5 Graf Essay Stinks." Click click click. "2 long." Tap tap tap. "2 boring." "2 over." "#5grafmustdie." Thanks, Nana. It's a breakthrough! The 5-paragraph tweet!

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

Cool 3-D screen.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Mom said I can't watch TV until you finish my homework."

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

"Sis, I have to present this in class tomorrow. What would you suggest in terms of theme music?"

'Nice going, Mom.You ate my entire insect collection. Now I'll fail biology class at school.'