School Project Pillows

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

'Oh, I don't have an appointment to see the doctor. I'm doing a report on magazine trends in the 1970's.'

'Gramps, I'm studying ' Life of Abe Lincoln,' but I need help from someone who was actually there.'

'The science fair is tomorrow, mom. Can You help me build a natural gas power plant?'

'You mene I've bin spending this whol term with a defektiv reeding machin?'

'Dad, can you help me with my biology project? It's about prehistoric animals and you're a living fossil because you still don't have a smartphone!'

"I need a pony for a school project. Share and tell."

"The kid's report on the video he watched third period? Is this what you call dinner and a movie?"

"Me and my family are Equatorists. We worship an imaginary lion that runs around the earth forever."

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

Billy, can you deliver your show 'n tell this time without the fog machine?

Child drawing fish from life by putting his head in a pond.

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"It's a mobile."

D.I.Y

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

"He's my school project for science class."

D.I.Y with dad.

'I did my research paper on Bart Simpson!'

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

'I'm doing a school report on 'the aging process,' Dad -- can I interview you?'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Show and Tell.

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"A homeless person ate my homework."