School Project Completion Pillows

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"I did the best dental health poster in the class. I just hope Mr. Tooth Decay doesn't hold a grudge."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Kid with messed up project in Wood Shop, titled: 'Wouldn't Shop'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"#Win!"

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"It's a mobile."

"He's my school project for science class."

"I got an 'A' for my anti-gravity science project!"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Mom! Dad's eating my science fair project!'

"I don't know...seems like budget cuts have gone pretty far this year."

"That's lovely darling, but I don't think that's what your teacher meant when she asked you to draw your family tree..."

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

We interrupt this program to bring you, Tommy, a message from you teacher. Have you finished your report on frogs?

"Rats, I thought he'd like my science project!"

Whiskey wars

"A homeless person ate my homework."

High Five

"‘How I Spent My Summer Vacation in a Freaking Gymnastics Camp and Nearly Broke My Neck,’ by Delia McConnell."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"I see you got an A+++ in science."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'No animals were killed during the making of this book report....'

Unpopular Kids on Show and Tell Day.

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'