Project Completion Pillows

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

Where your mind & battle are los

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"#Win!"

"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Breakthrough

The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.

'Do we want to tackle this head on, or just stun it with a glancing blow until next Monday?'

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Whiskey wars

Hourglass Dumptruck

High Five

'My son made it for me in shop class.'

"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."

'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'

'He's a structural engineer.'

'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'

'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'

"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."

"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."

"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."

The network is running a little slow this morning.

'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'

Taxman takes money from Man doing up a house

Ribbon Cutting Ceremony

Bricklayer admires her work.

He starts a lot of projects but doesn't finish them.

"Apologies for my barking, Janet. I didn't recognize you without your foundation makeup, wig, ridiculously fake eyelashes and caterpillar eyebrows." "Dude's got a point."