
Ribbon Cutting Ceremony
Add a touch of humor and comfort with pillows that commemorate the milestone—ideal for loungewear or as a home display of achievement.
Ribbon Cutting Ceremony
Where your mind & battle are los
Project Length As Measured In Dog Years
'Yes, I know there's a deadline on this project.'
'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'
"#Win!"
'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'
"Three weeks until the pitch, LOADS of time!"
"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."
''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'
There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.
The words 'Well done ' take seconds to say, but will be long remembered and appreciated.
'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'
'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'
Whiskey wars
High Five
"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."
"105% of the staff who completed 84% of the process were 95% sure that it was a 100% waste of time."
'They did a great job in restoring all the 19th century details, but this confounded dress code...'
'My son made it for me in shop class.'
'He's a structural engineer.'
'I know it's hard to believe, but before this, I'd never built a thing!'
War and Death.
'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).
'I want to thank each of you for coming through in the clutch, putting in some overtime and seeing this project through to completion.'
"Did you hear that Henderson ascended to Heaven amid the entire angelic assembly? You can't buy publicity like that."
"My digital planner exploding may be a sign I'm way too busy."
Digger.
Future site of the aquarium.
"I'm overcome with emulsion!"
The network is running a little slow this morning.
"Congrats! You did it, you made it through the day! You can watch a little TV as a treat."
Construction - Busy as Beavers
"It's going well so far."
'The tassel? It's my mortar board.'
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